To all the girls out there.

I’m sorry. For what you ask? I apologize on behalf of my entire gender for ever hurting you girls. It’s funny because we’re supposed to protect you and praise you and treat you right. But at the end of the day, most of you have experienced the opposite. We’ve broken hearts, evoked tears, and ignored feelings. Some of us are inconsiderate jerk-offs that want nothing more than the physical. We’re not much of an emotional bunch, but I reckon there are some decent guys out there. I guess what I’m trying to say is, you’re not alone in thinking that guys are hurtful beings. I second that notion. And I’m not saying I’ve never done anyone harm, because I have. But I’ve realized my wrongs, and I’m willing to correct them.

If she’s out there, she has my word that I won’t ever lie to her. I won’t hide things from her. I’ll admit my mistakes and strive to fix them. I promise to never hurt her intentionally, but if she does get hurt, I apologize in advance. I won’t make promises I can’t keep, and I’ll make sure that when we’re together, she’ll be the center of attention.

Again, I apologize on behalf of all the guys out there. Some of us can be real assholes.

(Source: drewtrinnh)