March 2012
92 posts
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When I'm sick, I'm so gassy -___-
February 2012
60 posts
dannyhiga:
She’s coffee at seven after-midnight. With her dark brown cocoa eyes, cream coloured skin, and a sugar packeted personality along with a twist. She’s nothing more than a cup full of steamy endorphins waiting to burn your tongue. She’s the newspaper you pick up on the way to work. Her stories, her words, her eloquent voice is all you want to inhale. She’s nothing more than an inked...
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gbogo14:
My future spouse better be about that sex life
We’re gonna have morning sex, shower sex, breakfast sex, before we go to work sex, during our break from work sex, car sex, lunch sex, after lunch sex, before dinner sex, during dinner sex, before we go to sleep sex, while we’re watching a movie sex, night sex…… we’re gonna have during-sex sex.
Our marriage will be full of sex…..
Me and...
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Dear you,
Ever since your accident, I’m constantly worried about you. You don’t need this bullshit. You don’t need more drama in your life, and as much as I wish I could help, I’m useless. I hope you know that my thoughts are always with you, and I want to support you in any way I can. We probably won’t see each other for months, but know that every second I’m awake, I...
WatchJust testing out my webcam yo.
I'm pretty sick so don't expect any posts for a...
Fall 10 times. Get up 9.
But what happens when you’re done? What happens when you fall off that horse and it continues running without you? How do you catch up? How are you supposed to feel - failure after failure after failure? How do you get over feeling like nothing will ever go your way. What if you’re tired of doing the right thing, only to have bad things happen to you? Nothing goes your way. People put...
Fucking hypebeasts.
bandito-brent:
It’s really fucking weird when you’re a straight guy and you see a shit ton of gifs of these Asians flexing for you and licking their lips and shit. I mean, taking a picture is whatever, I can deal, it’s stationary, but when I see those goddamn snapbacks and varsity jackets in motion, I want to shave my head and slam my head against my wall in an attempt to rid myself of the...
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I cheated on my girlfriend with her best friend.
Food.
I couldn’t resist honey I’m sorry.
At least you don’t have to feed me anymore.
I should really start working out.
You know, I realize that we could break up just...
But no matter what, I’m glad to have met you.
I'm releasing my first actual video tonight. It's...
WHO WANT’S TO SEE IT? I’m acting in it…
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"Hakuna Matata" not "Fuck Bitches, Get Money" or...
Kids these days.
I don't respect the guys that try especially hard...
If you’re only trying that hard on Valentine’s Day, you’re failing 364 days a year.
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WatchYee our first video. (:
Fuck you.
And you.
And you.
You too.
And you.
And you.
Oh I didn’t see you th- you too.
Honestly, truly. You’ve shown me the definition of a blessing. No lexicographer could define what it is that I’ve found with you. Your patience and love have allowed me to fly higher than a satellite orbiting a celestial deity. You have inspired me more than any painting and you’ve painted my blank canvas with colors I never knew existed. This love is truly a once in a lifetime...
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Filming a short film tomorrow at Arcadia Library!...
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Nice thighs, nice waist, and you know I...
I wanna write "I miss you" on a rock and throw it...
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I need to watch The Vow.
I WANT WANT WANT WANT.
Don’t judge me.
Senioritis.
Appendicitis - An inflammation of the appendix.
Bronchitis - An inflammation of the bronchi of the throat.
Tonsillitis - An inflammation of the tonsils.
Arthritis - The inflammation of a joint.
Senioritis - An inflammation of the senior.
Guise we have a problem with this name.
When my girlfriend gets irritated, she does this...
Arimi: UGHH WHY DON'T YOU LOVE MEEEE. WHY WHY WHYYYY.
Me: Uh... I do...
Arimi: PEW PEW PEW PEW YOU'RE DEAD. PEW PEW! I HATE YOU!
Me: ...
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I don't mind spending money or time on you. I do...
I kind of want to do my 8 page research paper on...
My parents are against gay marriage.
I’m actually ashamed of them.
I will do everything in my power to make you stay....
If I could, I would.
If I could give you tangible happiness, I would waste away my wallet to buy it for you.
If I could love every inch of you, every thought and every heartbeat, I would keep a journal of my every sentiments from the moment I shook that hand.
If I could love you without fault or sin, I would sing to myself every love song ever written.
If I could give you the world, I would wrap it up and watch you...
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That awkward moment when your girlfriend is...
Everyone around me has at least one college...
I’m just sitting here filling out my McDonald’s application.
“It’s not who your first kiss will be that matters. It’s the last...”
– drewtrinnh.
guise.
I have a new loofa thingy to shower with.
I am so essite.
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