August 2011
153 posts
I Love Her
Chris Brown
Chris Brown | I Love Her
That awkward moment when you're peeing in a airplane bathroom and there's severe turbulence.
Whoops mommy I missed.
That awkward moment when you want to hit on a really pretty girl at a wedding only to find that you two are related. ):
Guess who's back from the moose country?
July 2011
133 posts
Whoever thought it was funny to TP my house tonight.
I hope your mother dies. Oh and rot in hell. You picked a bad day to mess with me.
Goodbye Tumblr.
I’ll be back on Monday. Just need to clear my head for a few days. Toronto, here I come.
Don't be the one to scare her away. Be the one to show her it's safe.
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David Choi | Always Hurt
Feeling kind of scared ‘cause I’m falling in love with you.
To all the girls out there.
I’m sorry. For what you ask? I apologize on behalf of my entire gender for ever hurting you girls. It’s funny because we’re supposed to protect you and praise you and treat you right. But at the end of the day, most of you have experienced the opposite. We’ve broken hearts, evoked tears, and ignored feelings. Some of us are inconsiderate jerk-offs that want nothing more than the physical. We’re not much of an emotional bunch, but I reckon there are some decent guys out there. I guess what I’m trying to say is, you’re not alone in thinking that guys are hurtful beings. I second that notion. And I’m not saying I’ve never done anyone harm, because I have. But I’ve realized my wrongs, and I’m willing to correct them.
If she’s out there, she has my word that I won’t ever lie to her. I won’t hide things from her. I’ll admit my mistakes and strive to fix them. I promise to never hurt her intentionally, but if she does get hurt, I apologize in advance. I won’t make promises I can’t keep, and I’ll make sure that when we’re together, she’ll be the center of attention.
Again, I apologize on behalf of all the guys out there. Some of us can be real assholes.
There are many things I'd like to say to you. But I don't know how.
Just some advice for the guys.
Don’t hide anything from her. Be honest and be straight to her. Because I guarantee you, she’ll figure out whatever it is that you’re hiding, and dump you like last week’s leftovers.
Lose It
Cartel
Cartel | Lose It
I believe that when guys fight, it's messy and violent. But when girls fight, it's fucking World War III.
Reblog if you think guys that can speak French are sexy. (;
I'm heading to Toronto, Canada on Friday. :D
Shine On
Jet
Jet | Shine On
That awkward moment when you're sitting on the toilet and your penis is so long it touches the water...
Reblog for relevance.
You know what hurts?
When the people that you thought were close friends would rather hang out with other people. When the people you hold dear to you go out without inviting you. When the people you would give your life for decide that suddenly, you’re not good enough to be with them.
Heels Over Head
Boys Like Girls
Boys Like Girls | Heels Over Head
- Arimi: How much do you weigh?
- Me: Oh my gosh Arimi, you can't just ask people how much they weigh!
- LMAAO. Mean Girls.
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Ugh, I see so many "love posts" like mine on Tumblr now.
And they don’t even use proper grammar. -__-
What’s the pointtttt.
Excuse me miss, is your name Dub Step?
Because I WUB WUB WUB WUB YOU.
Put in my ask which of my posts you like the most.
Even if it’s from months ago! (:
I can't get you out of my head.
I like this feeling.
