I hope 2012 will be kind to me this year.
How to tell when someone wants you.
When a guy wants you: he'll call you his princess and do crazy, stupid things just to make you laugh and smile. He'll call you beautiful and do tons of cute shit.
When a girl wants you: she'll call you her boy and talk to you at six in the morning for no reason. She'll look at you with this stare that makes every bone in your body tremble.
When I want you: I stare from twenty feet away and cry because I'm so damn ugly and go back to my life with my ninety cats, approximately.
Don't you hate it when you're being all...
and then someone comes around and digs a hole and then you fall in love and you get so attached to the point where when they leave you, you just don’t know who you are without them? So clingy.
It's tough when your girlfriend's on a fifteen...
When I talk to her before I go to bed, I have to wake her up. And when it’s early in the morning, she’s out and about. ):
All I do is eat here. It's a Nguyen-Nguyen...
Saigon, Vietnam. I miss my girlfriend so damn much doe.
I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a secret loves to make a person gasp, and as a gasping person loves a glass of brandy to calm their nerves, and as a glass of brandy loves to shatter on the floor, and as the noise of glass shattering loves to make everyone else gasp, and as someone else gasping loves a nearby desk to lean...
Walking through the streets of Vietnam is a bit nostalgic for me. I’m not from here, but the scent of polluted air and dirt strikes a familiarity to my nose; not of disgust but of the person I was five years ago. When I came here last, I was incredibly innocent, but I had no idea. I was materialistic and slacking. I wasn’t anything to be proud of. But walking these streets and seeing...
$1.33 for the best bowl of noodles I've ever had...
I miss my girlfriend so gosh darn much.
It only took 26 hours to get to Vietnam. lOl.
BAK TO DA MUDALAND!
I'm going to Vietnam tomorrow.
Back to the homeland (;
It’s a bittersweet feeling when I want to talk to you. I don’t want to keep you up, but I want to talk for as long as my eyes can stay open. But can you blame me? It’s the only communication we have. We don’t see each other very often, texting is just whatever, and my parents hound every path of communication we have anyway. It’s not fair to have to live like this;...
After three weeks, I got to see my girlfriend.
My hunger has been somewhat satiated.
Sometimes I wonder: if someone besides me had the...
There are so many things I want to do, but I have...
My love is super-sized, ain't no Happy Meal.
My girlfriend and I forgot it was our one month...
I hate dubstep.
We started off trying to pretend we were what we weren’t. But I got to know you so well, to the point where I wished we were. And sometimes, I can’t help but wonder what it would be like if you never let me go. What would happen if it was possible? No excuses, no bullshit. Nevertheless, I hope you find that happiness I know you’re looking for.
Chiddy Bang | Always
When I’m with you, I forget everything that’s bringing me down. You’re my temporary amnesia and my permanent love. You’re like the perfect back massage, or a fourteen hour nap. Maybe that’s why I love having you around. Not because you’re beautiful to look at and show off, but because your wit and presence make me feel like I’m where I belong; you make me...
My dad is Superman.
I feel like I’ll be the dad with all the answers. But I believe there are some questions that every parent dreads being asked by their children. For example, if my kid ever asked me where babies came from, I would look him in the eye and say… “Shit man… You don’t know?” and then gather myself and say “Son, babies, like anything else, come from an...
Just because you're desperate doesn't mean you...
You're not going to get everything you want. It...
I can't wait to be with you again.
Chiddy Bang | Baby Roulette
When you hug a girl with a flat chest, you're...
Sometimes I question if i would be wise to bring a child into this world. Don’t get me wrong, I love children, and ideally, I’d love to have them. But why? What’s the good of it? Why would I purposely bring my children into this society? One day, I’ll have to tell him why he’s getting picked on for being Asian, why people place stupid stereotypes on him, and why...
Sometimes I question my sanity. Living in this bubble of a life is starting to suffocate me, and with each breath I can sense my imminent demise. Sometimes I feel like I’m living in this bottle, and my parents cap the top. In their mind, they’re capping excellence and genius. They’re capping potential and the product of their hard work. But like a fish in a bag, I’m slowly...
I realize you can only write so much about your...
Sorry guys, won’t flood your dash no more.
When you realize no one understands you or your...
I find the whole concept of being ‘sexy’ embarrassing and confusing. If I do an...– Emma Watson I agree.
When playful, turns into naughty.
4 days without power... and still going.